Vaya cosas pasan por el IRC

Descubrí bash.org, y me encontré con unas cuantas cosas que me hicieron reir un buen rato. En inglés.

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random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye

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Chin^: My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
Chin^: just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
Chin^: So she calls me a pervert again?!?
Chin^: there is no justice in the world...

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frank: can you help me install GTA3?
knightmare: first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
knightmare: ...

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Eticam: I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
Eticam: And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
Eticam: When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Eticam: Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
Eticam: The girl started crying and left class ^^

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xxxGirlygirlxxx: Thank you for listening to me.
xxxGirlygirlxxx: You know your a really good listener.
xxxGirlygirlxxx: Sweety please say something.
Sandaedar: Ok I'm back.

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JonTG: Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
JonTG: wait, shit

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