Urban Dictionary

miércoles, 20 de febrero de 2008

Como últimamente recibo más ideas de las que tengo aquí va una nueva propuesta de Cristian: Urban Dictionary, para todas aquellas palabras que no se encuentran en el típico diccionario de inglés. Incluyen ejemplos de utilización.

Aquí unos ejemplos:


Unidentified Drinking Injury

When one is drunk, one picks up random bruises, aches and pains. At worst, cuts an bruises too.

I pretty sure I broke a finger playing cards last night. wtf.


Mom I'd Like to fuck

Dude your moms a MILF. Dude, my moms dead. So, shes still hot!


A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.

OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *explosions and screams*

dragging balls:

taking too much time to complete a task, procrastinating, never ending, slow paced.

(office setting/coworkers)
G: Fuck! It's only 10am?
Juan: Yep. Today is dragging balls.

1 comentarios:

eztebe dijo...

Searching for "Albert":

A complete idiotic asshole.
He is such an Albert.

The sexual act where a woman is performing oral sex on a man and she inserts a finger up his anus. Named after St.Louis baseballer Albert Pujols (pronounced Poo holes).

Frank took a bird home last night and she went "The Albert" on him.

...No words... {-_-}.